Today with K

Me: What's that smell?!
Him: Oh, I just disinfected the toilet with detox!
Me: You mean dettol?
Him: Yeah, that.

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Zak: And they have sausages, chips, cakes...
Him: Oh no. They're not always good for your heart and archeries!
Me: Ar-te-ries!
Him: Yeah, that.

Allegiance

We all went to my citizenship ceremony at the start of the year. But my recent 'Britishness' has confused Zak. So he asked me in no uncertain terms:

MUMMY, IF YOU'RE ALREADY BRITISH, WHY DO YOU STILL LOOK FILIPINO?!