When a child is not at playschool

What happens when your toddler tells you out of the blue that you're beautiful, a queen, and that his daddy is a gentleman?

You touch your chest to make sure that your heart is not bleeding externally; you howl in guilt and start running to the kitchen to fetch some chocolates and milk to give to this child who at an early age already knows that to compliment his mother is the only way to get the box of chocolates hidden by his father on top of the cupboard way above his mother's reach.